16 notes?? Really???? Aries is starting a HUNGER STRIKE and, what, only 1.2% of you even care???????? That’s really messed up, guys. Ignore the empty bucket of fried chicken under their chair, Aries is starving right now.
Good news: Aquarius isn’t a crazy adrenaline junkie anymore.
Bad news: They are hiding under the bed of a very irritated Pisces.
Worse news: They can’t perform the damn spell from under Pisces’s bed.
Worst news: You just got a call from your boss and he’s finally noticed that items are going missing but Klepto girl is trying to blame you.
This could have all been easily avoided Taurus…
Every time you close your eyes you see that little DA dying. It’s awful. You’re considering therapy. That’s…actually probably a good idea Gemini. We’re proud of you for seeking help.
A get-together with a group of your closest friends could bring about some intense communication, with many revealing some of your deepest concerns, Cancer. Your thinking should be greatly influenced by feeling, so you might experience a high level of understanding that your friends are going to appreciate…too bad you have no idea where any of your friends ARE. Like, you know Aries is right outside your house but when you go to talk to them they just try to get you to join their protest. But since you have no IDEA what they’re protesting you just don’t want any part of it. Where is everyone? And why did they leave you behind?
You finally did it. You finally tracked down the sphynx and dragon who ruined your life and you were prepared to exact your cold cold vengeance. Then you noticed something. Two somethings. Two little half sphynx half dragon monstrosities flitting around. One breathing fire while the other told riddles. They’d started a family! Suddenly you couldn’t bring yourself to exact vengeance upon them. Instead you had a lovely dinner of sheep intestines and raw eel before finally heading home. Your search is over and your anger released. Pretty fucked up ending there bro.
So apparently your mom had a fight with her girlfriend so she’s staying here a week to cool off. Your mom and her girlfriend go through this fight every few years where her gf says she wants to get married and your mom says she doesn’t think the timing is right and they have a fight and YOU have to spend a week of torture with your mother questioning every single choice you make. Like she stood in the doorway as you were brushing your teeth and asked you if that’s how you really brush your teeth, and when you asked what was wrong with it she just sighed and said “nothing I guess” and walked off. SHE’S DRIVING YOU NUTS. You need to get her to marry her girlfriend. It’s the only the to do.
Your mail carrier keeps leaving other people’s amazon packages on your doorstep. You take this as a sign that they’re leaving presents for you. No, Libra, it’s probably just a mix up. And you really shouldn’t open those. Or keep them. This is completely normal, though. Your mail carrier doesn’t have a crush on you.
Man you fucking hate that guy. Johnny needs to go. You’ve lulled him into a false sense of security by inviting him to stay with your friend. You’d let Capricorn in on your plans but you’re sure they’d just blow it and get killed. You’re also pretty sure that Johnny is planning something awful that is going to get Capricorn killed, or worse, POOR!!!! You have to do something to protect your things! You mean friends! Yes.
Day 1 of being a hermit. It’s not too bad, actually. You found this shack in the woods so that was helpful. You think maybe Libra used to live here. Oh well. It’s nice and peaceful out here on your own. No one to argue with. Nice silence. It’s lovely.
You’ve decided to take your goat for a walk today. Why not. You don’t want to be home with that maniac, so why not be the crazy person in the neighborhood who walks their pet goat? Some of your neighbors stare at you so you yell to them YEAH KEEP STARING AT THE CRAZY PERSON WITH THEIR GOAT but then you realize that they weren’t actually staring at you at all, they were looking at the sunset behind you. Oh. You’re really on edge right now from the home situation, you might want to take it easy for a bit.
You’ve got this, scaredy Aquarius. You’ve made the biggest step which was leaving the comforts of the bed (to be fair, Pisces had a hand in that by setting the bed on fire). Now all you have to do is reverse the spell and Taurus will finally leave you alone and you can run your magic shop. Remember what it was like when Taurus didn’t pay you any attention? Remember how much BETTER life was then? You can do it buddy! We’re certain of it!…..more or less…
You just set your bed on fire to scare your friend out and hissed at them to make sure they didn’t come back. Dead serious about that vampire thing. You would tell us right?! Pisces? That’s not an answer. Pisces?!
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